The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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