This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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