ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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