Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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