Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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