as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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