I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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