is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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