I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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