you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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