WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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