so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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