We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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