Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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