Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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