i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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