i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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