It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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