My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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