I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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