Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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