YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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