He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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