Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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