Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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