wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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