STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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