Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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