and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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