you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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