Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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