So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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