ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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