Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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