i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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