You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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