Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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