Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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