It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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