if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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