quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is it penis luge time yet?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Terrible idea I love it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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