It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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