i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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