I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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