sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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