Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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