the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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