This girl is more easily done than said...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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