i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She bit a glass in half.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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