so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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