we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
how does that bad decision feel?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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