So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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