No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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